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And Then I Plateaued, Having Accomplished My Life Goal at Twenty-Five
If you knew me in high school, there’s a seventy percent chance you associate me with livestock. It started with an inside joke between me and Sharon that through some strange, now forgotten, series...
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I Seriously Regret Not Kissing Him
To open my own bodega. To create built-in bookshelves for every room of my house (bathroom included). To make a best friend in Jordan so I can go visit her and impose my awkwardness on her whole...
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Bigfoot Sighting
A Bigfoot discovery, aka the dream, has happened. I’ve had to tell you all some pretty big news lately. Skye has thyroid cancer. The iPhone mocks me. I’m too fat for toilets. But none of that will...
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